Thursday, October 23, 2008

The Truth About Feed the Ducks

Okay, here's the truth.

A long time ago there was a creepy old man, he sat at the park and fed the ducks, but he was not the only one. There was also this old lady, and she fed the ducks, also. And then there was this dad who brought his little girl and they fed the ducks.

One day the ducks decided that they needed more than only a few supporters, so they got up and asked the creepy old man, the old lady, and the dad and his kid if they could spread the word of duck feeding. They all responded warily, like: "well, how do we do that?". But one of them, the girl, said... I know how. They knew she was the one.

The ducks brought her into her cave and after a long inspirational montage they had fulfilled their objective. The little girl known as Becca was now a Duck-Girl.

Now, Ducklette the Duck-Girl goes around spreading the word of feeding the ducks. To this day, the amount of duck-feeders has gone up 45%.

Thank you, Ducklette. For the ducks.

5 comments:

play4404 said...

you are the best ducklette. You have really done your part in spreading the word about feed the ducks.It is my favorite chatroom and i am in it all of the time. Kongregate should have an event honering your work for this website. ducklette you are simply a beast.

boblukebob said...

Wait... four people... goes up 44%... There are 5.7 people feeding the ducks? O_o Crazy...

:P

GHXpert59 said...

thou story is epic.

so0meo0 said...

Feed The Ducks is simply the best chat-room in kongregate. I think that becuase well ducklette and all the ducks that are in Feed The Ducks are simply the best and are awsome i love all my friends and fans in Feed The Ducks and i hope Kongregate somehow honour "ducklette's" work and give her "The Best Ducky Award" (TBDA)


thanks, your sincerly so0

Unknown said...

Ducklette its cheeseman66 from kong, please help me i have been attacked by a crazy mod, sorry if i seem crazy its just infuriating. bah dont worry if you cant help im probaly in the wrong ;____; <--- but see the abused face i have